About me


Hi! I’m a copywriter who’s a polyglot (English, Portuguese, Spanish, amateur French), 
slightly below the average height for the North American male (Marcin, 2018)
not particularly hung up on the prior, and a despiser of run-on sentences (unless they’re used ironically). 
I go crazy for trivia. You can find me learning about nuances in the healthcare system, politics in Portugal, or what ants say when they touch antennae. Also, I can beat you in Super Smash Bros., respectfully. 

But I don’t mess around when it comes to the work. See me here? Think I’m dozing off, taking a break to count sheep?

No. 

I’m ideating.



Contact me. I’ll take a brief break from ideating to respond.

samuelhaggard2@gmail.com


701-552-2210

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I hope you’re having a great day.